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- January 31, 2026
Tesla Model Y Performance Just Smoked a $315K Lamborghini Urus in a Drag Race… For $58K
Plot twist of the year: A $58,000 Tesla Model Y Performance decided to humiliate a $315,000 Lamborghini Urus in a
Tesla Model 3 Taxi Hits 238,000 Miles on Original Battery & Brakes – Gas Cars Are Crying in the Shop
Meet the 2021 Tesla Model 3 Long Range that’s basically immortal: 238,000 miles as a taxi STILL on the original
Tesla FSD Livestream Goes Perfectly: Crashes Live on Camera for Maximum Views
Tesla FSD demo livestream today: “Watch this! Hands off, eyes on the road… wait no, eyes on the chat!” Driver:
NVIDIA Robotics Boss: “Tesla FSD v14 Just Passed the ‘Physical Turing Test’ — It Drives Like a Human”
NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics just gave Tesla FSD v14 the ultimate compliment: “It has passed the physical Turing test.” Translation:
Elon’s Robotaxi Fleet in Austin: 5 Cars & 60% “Sorry, Not Today” Vibes
Austin Robotaxi update just dropped and it’s peak Elon energy: Elon: “Hundreds of Robotaxis already rolling, full-scale deployment, world-changing, yadda
San Francisco Blackout: Waymo Robotaxis Play Freeze Tag While Tesla FSD Just Keeps Rolling
December 20, 2025: San Francisco loses power to 30% of the city. Traffic lights go dark. Chaos ensues. Waymo robotaxis:
Dubai’s Beaches Now Cleaner Than Your Conscience Thanks to Ninja Robot Janitors
Dubai just deployed silent, self-driving beach-cleaning robots that work overnight like little eco-ninjas. While you’re snoring, these electric bots armed
EU to Gas Cars: “Never Mind the Ban… Just 90% Less Evil by 2035”
BREAKING: The EU’s bold “NO MORE GAS CARS AFTER 2035” plan just got the classic Brussels makeover. After automakers cried,
Ford CEO Jim Farley: “We’re Done Burning Billions on Giant EVs That Nobody Buys”
Ford just waved the white flag on the F-150 Lightning. CEO Jim Farley in a nutshell: “We spent BILLIONS trying
Tesla Warranty: Now 10 Years – Battery Basically Immortal
Tesla quietly drops a warranty bombshell: Battery & drive unit: Was 8 years/120k miles. Now? 10 years/150k miles. Translation: “We’re
