Tesla Model 3 Just Took a Sub-Zero Sleepover and Woke Up Ready to Charge Like a Champ

A Tesla Model 3 owner decided to torture-test the car the way only a true masochist can:

• Leave it outside overnight in proper sub-zero hell -33°F

• Come back the next morning looking like a sad snowman

• Plug it in and pray

Result? The car basically yawned, turned on its battery warmer faster than you turn on the coffee maker, and started gulping electrons like it just had a Red Bull. Charging efficiency? Shockingly good. Range anxiety? Not today, Satan.

Meanwhile, other EVs in the same parking lot are still sitting there like frozen laptops: “No… I can’t… boot up… until June…”

Tesla thermal management out here flexing: “Cold? What cold? I was built in California but I identify as a polar bear.”

The owner: “I left my car in -33°F overnight just to prove a point.” The Model 3: “Bet. Now watch me charge while your neighbor’s gas car is still trying to remember how to start.”

Moral of the story: While everyone else is panic-buying block heaters and extension cords, Tesla owners are out here doing science experiments and winning winter.