Elon Musk just casually dropped the most 2025 thing ever:
“In 20 years, Tesla will probably have factories… on the Moon.”
Yes, the guy who makes cars on Earth now wants to make cars (or maybe Cybertrucks?) on the literal Moon. Because why stop at Gigafactories in Texas when you can have Lunafactories with zero gravity assembly lines and employees who never spill coffee?
He also said: “Tesla will remain extremely prosperous… EVs, autonomy, robotics, energy, blah blah… just hold the stock.”
Translation: “Buy more shares now so you can afford a ticket to the Moon when your Cybertruck rolls off the lunar line in 2045 and needs a $47,000 tune-up in vacuum conditions.”
Meanwhile regular Tesla shareholders reading this: “I bought at $250 thinking I was early… now I need to HODL until lunar real estate moons too.”
Elon out here speedrunning capitalism: 2025 → Robotaxis 2030 → Optimus everywhere 2045 → “Your Cybertruck was assembled in low-Earth orbit, enjoy the 0.16g delivery discount.”
Who’s already mentally preparing their grandkids for “Grandpa’s Tesla was made on the Moon, that’s why it costs $1.2 million”?
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