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- July 12, 2026
Tesla Model Y Performance Just Smoked a $315K Lamborghini Urus in a Drag Race… For $58K
Plot twist of the year: A $58,000 Tesla Model Y Performance decided to humiliate a $315,000 Lamborghini Urus in a
Tesla Model 3 Taxi Hits 238,000 Miles on Original Battery & Brakes – Gas Cars Are Crying in the Shop
Meet the 2021 Tesla Model 3 Long Range that’s basically immortal: 238,000 miles as a taxi STILL on the original
Tesla FSD Livestream Goes Perfectly: Crashes Live on Camera for Maximum Views
Tesla FSD demo livestream today: “Watch this! Hands off, eyes on the road… wait no, eyes on the chat!” Driver:
NVIDIA Robotics Boss: “Tesla FSD v14 Just Passed the ‘Physical Turing Test’ — It Drives Like a Human”
NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics just gave Tesla FSD v14 the ultimate compliment: “It has passed the physical Turing test.” Translation:
Elon’s Robotaxi Fleet in Austin: 5 Cars & 60% “Sorry, Not Today” Vibes
Austin Robotaxi update just dropped and it’s peak Elon energy: Elon: “Hundreds of Robotaxis already rolling, full-scale deployment, world-changing, yadda
San Francisco Blackout: Waymo Robotaxis Play Freeze Tag While Tesla FSD Just Keeps Rolling
December 20, 2025: San Francisco loses power to 30% of the city. Traffic lights go dark. Chaos ensues. Waymo robotaxis:
Tesla Warranty: Now 10 Years – Battery Basically Immortal
Tesla quietly drops a warranty bombshell: Battery & drive unit: Was 8 years/120k miles. Now? 10 years/150k miles. Translation: “We’re
Tesla’s New Patent: Your Car Now Gets Better Wi-Fi Than Your House… From Space
🚨 Tesla just patented a roof that turns your car into a rolling Starlink dish. Translation: Soon your Model Y
Tesla’s New Insurance: “Drive on FSD or Pay Like a Human”
🚨 BREAKING: Tesla just launched insurance that’s basically “pay almost nothing… if you let the car drive itself.” Translation from
2025 Used-Car Reliability rankings and… Tesla is officially the king of “Nope.”
🚨 Consumer Reports just dropped the 2025 Used-Car Reliability rankings and… Tesla is officially the king of “Nope.” 👑💩 Dead.
