Elon’s AI guy Ashok just casually dropped the future of driving:
“We’re making it so you can control almost the entire car with voice commands.”
Translation: Very soon your Tesla will be your angry spouse in car form.
You: “Hey Tesla, take me to the nearest In-N-Out.” Car: “You sure? Your arteries filed a restraining order last week.”
You: “Park here.” Car: “In this tiny spot? Babe… we talked about your spatial awareness.”
You: “Open the trunk.” Car: “Again? That’s the third time this hour. Are we hiding a body or just your dignity?”
The goal is “natural and conversational” interaction. So basically in 2027 you’ll be having full-on arguments with your car while it parallel parks itself better than you ever could.
Meanwhile people still screaming “HEY SIRI” at their iPhone like it’s 2012: “Hold up… my car is about to roast me for my life choices??”
Tesla really out here turning every drive into a therapy session you didn’t ask for.
Who’s already practicing their “please don’t talk back to me today” voice? I’m starting to think the real Full Self-Driving upgrade is emotional intelligence… and shade.
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