Tesla’s New Feature: Your Car Will Drop You Off, Park Itself, and Come Back When Summoned

Tesla’s cooking up the ultimate “I’m too lazy to park” upgrade:

Your car drops you at the mall entrance, finds its own spot, chills in the shade, then magically reappears when you’re done shopping — no circling, no 10-minute hikes across the lot, no “where the hell did I park?” panic.

It’s Smart Summon on steroids:

• Step out → car vanishes like a responsible adult
• 2 hours later → car rolls up like “I got us premium parking AND charged while you were buying socks”
• No more fighting for spots or remembering row G-47

Imagine the scenarios: You: “I’m running late, just drop me at the door.” Car: “Got it. I’ll park in the employee section and pretend I work here.”

Your friends watching: “Wait… your car just left without you? Is this allowed?” You: “It’s not leaving. It’s adulting. Something you should try.”

Meanwhile gas-car owners still playing “Marco Polo” in parking garages: “Marco!” “Polo… wait, that was a Prius. Damn it.”

Tesla basically said: “Why should YOU suffer through parking? Let the robot suffer instead.”

Who’s ready to summon their car from the food court like a boss while everyone else is still looking for their keys?