Tesla FSD v14 Just Did a 2,732-Mile Road Trip… Without Ever Needing a Human Co-Pilot

BREAKING: Tesla’s Full Self-Driving v14 just completed the world’s first fully autonomous coast-to-coast drive.

Owner David Moss: Los Angeles → Myrtle Beach, 2,732 miles, ZERO interventions. No hands, no “are we there yet?”, no emergency Starbucks pit stops, no passive-aggressive playlist arguments.

The car:

• Navigated LA traffic like it was born in it
• Handled Supercharger stops cleaner than most humans
• Crossed half the country through cities, highways, and probably a few “why is this road like this?” moments
• Arrived in Myrtle Beach like “I got this, fam”

Tesla execs: “This is a major milestone toward true point-to-point autonomy.” Translation: “We told you it wasn’t just hype. Now go sell your second car.”

Meanwhile, every road-trip group chat in America:

• “Bro, David’s Tesla just drove 2,732 miles alone.”
• “So… we still need you for the snacks and bad jokes?”
• “Nah, I’m good. FSD can handle the vibes too.”

Your road-trip buddy who always “forgets” to chip in for gas: officially unemployed.

Here’s to David Moss and his Model Y that just proved it can survive a cross-country trip better than most marriages.