New FSD update (v14.2.2.5) is out here casually flexing the most relatable driving skill humans have spent decades mastering:
Pothole avoidance.
Watch this DirtyTesla clip: The Model Y spots a crater big enough to eat a rim → gently drifts left → lets the hole pass harmlessly right between the tires like “not today, Satan” → continues on like nothing happened.
No dramatic swerve. No “OH SH—” yell. Just smooth, confident “I see you, pothole… and I choose peace.”
And the best part? Tesla didn’t hard-code “if pothole → swerve.” The neural net just watched millions of hours of humans going “nope nope nope” and went: “Got it. We do the little wiggle too now.”
Meanwhile my old gas car: still hits every pothole like it’s collecting them for a scrapbook.
Suspension: crying.
Wallet: crying harder.
FSD out here protecting your alignment better than your ex ever protected your feelings.
Who else is ready for the day the car whispers “hold my latte” before threading a needle between two craters?
Gas Prices Skyrocket → Americans: “EV? Nah… Let’s Just Date the Hybrid First”