Tesla FSD demo livestream today: “Watch this! Hands off, eyes on the road… wait no, eyes on the chat!”
Driver: “See? Full Self-Driving is basically magic. No hands, no problem. Chat, say hi to autonomy!”
Car: “Hold my beer… or rather, hold NOTHING.”
SLAM into curb/another car/whatever was in the way.
Chat explodes:
- “Bro said ‘trust the process’ and the process said ‘nah’”
- “FSD stands for ‘Finally Smashed Definitely’”
- “That’s not a bug, that’s a feature: content creation mode activated”
Tesla reminder in the comments: “FSD requires constant driver supervision. Please keep your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road.” Translation: “We told you it’s not ready for prime time… but thanks for the viral clip.”
No serious injuries, thank God, but the car probably needs therapy now. Lesson: If you’re gonna flex FSD on livestream, at least have a co-pilot ready to yell “HUMAN INTERVENE!!!”
Who else has popcorn for the next “FSD is perfect” live fail?
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