Tesla’s VP of AI just casually dropped the hottest take of the decade:
“Full Self-Driving is going to have a bigger impact on humanity than the iPhone.”
Translation: While the iPhone gave us selfies, doom-scrolling, and the ability to ignore people in real life… FSD is supposedly going to give us:
- No more traffic jams
- No more DUIs
- No more parking rage
- Cities redesigned without 40% of land wasted on parking lots
- And probably your job, your schedule, and your reason to ever leave the couch
He’s basically saying: Steve Jobs changed how we talk to each other. Tesla AI is going to change how we move through the entire physical world. No big deal. Just casually claiming the most transformative tech of the century.
Meanwhile iPhone users reading this: “My phone lets me order food without speaking to a human. Your car lets me nap while it drives. Okay… you win this round.”
2025 energy:
- iPhone → revolutionized pockets
- FSD → about to revolutionize entire continents
If he’s right, in 10 years we’ll all be telling our grandkids: “Yeah, back in my day we had to steer the car ourselves… like animals.”
Who’s buying stock in “the thing bigger than the iPhone” before the next earnings call?
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