Elon Musk Just Teased a New Tesla SUV: “Way Cooler Than a Minivan”

Elon Musk saw someone suggest Tesla should build a minivan and immediately replied:

“Nah… we’re making something way cooler than a minivan.”

Translation: He’s cooking up a CyberSUV — a big, three-row, family-hauling, light-bar-wearing, angular beast that looks like the Cybertruck had a baby with a spaceship.

Basically:

• Model X is getting old and retiring
• Families still need space for kids, dogs, sports gear, and existential dread
• Tesla’s solution? “What if the minivan did CrossFit, got a Cybertruck glow-up, and started bench-pressing other SUVs?”

Imagine pulling up to school pickup in a stainless-steel, geometric monster with a full-width light bar while all the other parents are still driving beige Honda Odysseys. The minivan moms will be jealous. The dads will be taking pictures. The kids will think their parent finally became cool.

Elon basically said: “We’re not building the soccer mom van. We’re building the van that makes soccer moms question their life choices.”

Cybertruck owners already calling dibs on the “Cyber Family” edition.

Model Y owners: “I thought I was cool… until the CyberSUV drops.”

Who else is mentally trading in their current car for the future family hauler that looks like it could survive the apocalypse and still fit three car seats?