Elon Musk: “Fall Asleep in Your Tesla and Wake Up at Your Destination… or in a Ditch, 50/50

Elon Musk is back at it with the 2026 crystal ball:

“By next year, you’ll be able to fall asleep in your Tesla and wake up at your destination. Unsupervised FSD. No hands, no eyes, just vibes and billions of training miles.”

Translation from Elon-speak: “Close your eyes, take a nap, let the car drive 500 miles through rush hour, construction zones, and that one weird intersection in Ohio where nobody knows the rules. You’ll arrive… or become a viral X post. Either way, content is content.”

Meanwhile every Tesla owner reading this: “I can barely trust it to change lanes without phantom braking into the next dimension… and now we’re napping through it?”

The plan:

• 2025: FSD Supervised (“keep your hands on the wheel or we beep at you like disappointed parents”)
• 2026: Unsupervised (“go to sleep, the robot has it… probably”)

If it works, your morning commute becomes a free 45-minute power nap. If it doesn’t… well, at least the car will post a nice apology tweet from the ditch.

Who’s brave enough to be the first person to set their alarm for “wake me up when we’re there” in 2026? I’m bringing a neck pillow and a waiver.