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- July 12, 2026
Elon’s Next Roadster Will Do 0-60 in Under 1 Second… And Then Politely Ask Physics If It’s Okay
The next-generation Tesla Roadster is no longer pretending to be a normal car. Elon just dropped enough details to make
Tesla FSD Is Already 9 Times Safer Than the Average Human Driver… And Elon Says It’s Going to 10x
Elon just dropped another bold claim: Full Self-Driving Supervised is on track to become over 10 times safer than human
Tesla Drives Blindfolded Through Smoke & Dust… And Still Handles It Better Than Most Humans
New viral video just dropped and it’s honestly ridiculous: A thick cloud of smoke and dust suddenly swallows the road,
Tesla Model Y & Cybertruck Just Set New All-Time Lowest Rollover Risk Records… Because Physics Chose a Side
NHTSA just dropped the numbers and it’s not even close: Tesla Model Y → 7.9% rollover risk (lowest ever recorded
Tesla FSD Just Read a Pedestrian’s Mind… While the BMW Driver Was Busy Daydreaming
New FSD clip just dropped and it’s low-key roasting every human driver on the road: BMW driver: completely zoned out,
Elon Musk Just Confirmed: The New Tesla Might Solve the Real Reason Families Stop at Two Kids
Elon Musk saw a study called “Car Seats as Contraception” (yes, that’s real) explaining that most cars can’t fit three
Elon Musk Just Teased a New Tesla SUV: “Way Cooler Than a Minivan”
Elon Musk saw someone suggest Tesla should build a minivan and immediately replied: “Nah… we’re making something way cooler than
Cybertruck Just Won IIHS Top Safety Pick+ AND NHTSA 5-Star… While Looking Like It Escaped From a Sci-Fi Movie
The Tesla Cybertruck has officially done what no other pickup truck in America has managed: It earned both the IIHS
Samsung Just Became Tesla’s Official Chip Dealer in Texas. AI5 chips rolling off the line in 2027… Optimus is already practicing his victory dance.
Samsung just dropped the news everyone was waiting for: “Yes, we will mass-produce Tesla’s next-gen AI5 chips right here in
Tesla’s New Patent: “What if the Range Extender Was a Trailer… That You Could Just Tow Behind Like a Very Expensive Lunchbox?”
Tesla just filed a patent that basically says: “Remember when we canceled the Cybertruck range extender? Yeah… what if we
