Elon Musk saw a study called “Car Seats as Contraception” (yes, that’s real) explaining that most cars can’t fit three child seats, so families just… stop at two.
A user joked: “A proper three-row Tesla could cause a baby boom.”
Elon’s reply: “Well, I guess we should solve this.”
He also “Noted” the suggestion that each row should have its own door so parents don’t have to play contortionist to reach the third row.
Translation: Tesla isn’t just building a family SUV. They’re building a procreation machine with extra doors, massive space, and enough swagger to make minivans cry in the corner.
The new vehicle is already being called “way cooler than a minivan.”
Translation #2: It will look like the Cybertruck and a spaceship had a responsible third child.
Future scenario in 2028: You pull up to preschool in your six-door-ish CyberSUV.
Other parents: “How many kids do you have?”
You: “Three… so far. Elon gave us the car, the rest is biology.”
Musk out here solving declining birth rates one spacious EV at a time.
Who else is ready for Tesla to accidentally trigger a baby boom with better door access and third-row legroom?
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