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- December 24, 2025
Elon’s Robotaxi Fleet in Austin: 5 Cars & 60% “Sorry, Not Today” Vibes
Austin Robotaxi update just dropped and it’s peak Elon energy: Elon: “Hundreds of Robotaxis already rolling, full-scale deployment, world-changing, yadda
San Francisco Blackout: Waymo Robotaxis Play Freeze Tag While Tesla FSD Just Keeps Rolling
December 20, 2025: San Francisco loses power to 30% of the city. Traffic lights go dark. Chaos ensues. Waymo robotaxis:
Dubai’s Beaches Now Cleaner Than Your Conscience Thanks to Ninja Robot Janitors
Dubai just deployed silent, self-driving beach-cleaning robots that work overnight like little eco-ninjas. While you’re snoring, these electric bots armed
EU to Gas Cars: “Never Mind the Ban… Just 90% Less Evil by 2035”
BREAKING: The EU’s bold “NO MORE GAS CARS AFTER 2035” plan just got the classic Brussels makeover. After automakers cried,
Ford CEO Jim Farley: “We’re Done Burning Billions on Giant EVs That Nobody Buys”
Ford just waved the white flag on the F-150 Lightning. CEO Jim Farley in a nutshell: “We spent BILLIONS trying
Tesla Warranty: Now 10 Years – Battery Basically Immortal
Tesla quietly drops a warranty bombshell: Battery & drive unit: Was 8 years/120k miles. Now? 10 years/150k miles. Translation: “We’re
Tesla’s New Patent: Your Car Now Gets Better Wi-Fi Than Your House… From Space
🚨 Tesla just patented a roof that turns your car into a rolling Starlink dish. Translation: Soon your Model Y
Tesla’s New Insurance: “Drive on FSD or Pay Like a Human”
🚨 BREAKING: Tesla just launched insurance that’s basically “pay almost nothing… if you let the car drive itself.” Translation from
Ford CEO Just Admitted: “We Built Monster EVs… And Nobody Wanted Them”
Ford CEO Jim Farley just held a press conference that basically sounded like this: “Hi everyone… yeah, so remember when
2025 Used-Car Reliability rankings and… Tesla is officially the king of “Nope.”
🚨 Consumer Reports just dropped the 2025 Used-Car Reliability rankings and… Tesla is officially the king of “Nope.” 👑💩 Dead.
