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- March 31, 2026
Elon Musk Just Confirmed: The New Tesla Might Solve the Real Reason Families Stop at Two Kids
Elon Musk saw a study called “Car Seats as Contraception” (yes, that’s real) explaining that most cars can’t fit three
Elon Musk Just Teased a New Tesla SUV: “Way Cooler Than a Minivan”
Elon Musk saw someone suggest Tesla should build a minivan and immediately replied: “Nah… we’re making something way cooler than
Cybertruck Just Won IIHS Top Safety Pick+ AND NHTSA 5-Star… While Looking Like It Escaped From a Sci-Fi Movie
The Tesla Cybertruck has officially done what no other pickup truck in America has managed: It earned both the IIHS
Samsung Just Became Tesla’s Official Chip Dealer in Texas. AI5 chips rolling off the line in 2027… Optimus is already practicing his victory dance.
Samsung just dropped the news everyone was waiting for: “Yes, we will mass-produce Tesla’s next-gen AI5 chips right here in
Tesla’s New Patent: “What if the Range Extender Was a Trailer… That You Could Just Tow Behind Like a Very Expensive Lunchbox?”
Tesla just filed a patent that basically says: “Remember when we canceled the Cybertruck range extender? Yeah… what if we
Tesla Battery Swap: $14,500 and 500,000 Miles of Life BMW Engine Swap: $22,768 and “Good Luck After 50k”
BMW M3 owner in 2028: “My engine just died at 62,000 miles. Repair bill? $22,768. Warranty? Expired faster than my
Polish Tesla Hacker Unlocks FSD on Ancient HW3… and Immediately Takes It on a Joyride Through Japan and the EU
Somewhere in Poland: A Tesla enthusiast looks at his 2019 Model 3 with HW3 and goes: “Tesla says FSD v12+
Tesla FSD v14.2 Just Learned the Most Human Skill of All: “Pothole? Nah, We’re Swerving Like Adults Now”
New FSD update (v14.2.2.5) is out here casually flexing the most relatable driving skill humans have spent decades mastering: Pothole
Tesla in Norway: 53.4% Market Share in the First Week of March… The Other Brands Are Now Officially Selling Air Fresheners
Norway just dropped the most savage sales chart of 2026: First week of March → Tesla sold more cars than
Tesla & LG Energy Solution Locked in for $4.3B Michigan LFP Hub: Powering the Megapack 3 Revolution
Tesla’s push to “onshore” its battery supply chain just hit a massive milestone in the Midwest. In a strategic move
